The Browns have already lost to the Vikings. They've already lost to the Broncos. They've already lost to the Ravens, the Bengals, and (blech) the Steelers. They've already lost to the flu.
And now they've lost to Jay-Z.
Early this morning, following last night's Jay-Z concert at Quicken Loans Arena, Browns cornerback Eric Wright ran his car off the road and, according to some reports, flipped it three times. Fortunately he was treated and released from the hospital. The car? No reports on its health, but most likely it's going on injured reserve, being a Mercedes and all.
Of course, this doesn't mean that Wright will be able to play football Sunday or anytime soon. Being able to walk after a car accident isn't the same as running around on the football field. We'll find out soon enough if Wright is actually all right.
In the meantime, maybe ...